Doug Powers. So very insightful.
Conservative columnist Doug Powers argues that filmmaker Micheal Moore...

"is no better qualified a spokesman for what direction our health care system should take and how private sector business should be managed than a morbidly obese slob built like a 400-pound stack of pancakes who has made millions of dollars bashing capitalism."

Good point, Mr. Powers. Unfortunately you failed to say anything concrete about Mr. Moore's ideals, political opinions or views on capitalism. Your lack of details could allow somebody to steal your insight and use it on, say, somebody you like.

I'll try...

"There is no better qualified a spokesman for what direction our health care system should take and how private sector business should be managed than a morbidly obese slob built like a 400-pound stack of pancakes who has made millions of dollars bashing capitalism progressives."

Of course, I'm talking about Rush Limbaugh.

Doug, if I can reverse the meaning of your 43 word argument by changing just one word, then your argument was bullshit to begin with. In your next article, you might as well just leave out all the flair and write "Obama Hitler socialism fear Muslim liberal bad angry hate". You'll save your readers time.