Axe, the body spray owned by the British company Unilever has created a brand of commercials to apeal to their target audience of high school and college age men.

Their strategy? Simple. Use Axe Body Spray and you'll get laid.

Smart and effective. Why? Smart because every high school and college age dude wants to be the guy the girls flock to. Effective because a lot of those guys believe Axe can help make that happen.

Granted, smelling like you just finished bathing in vomit won't help when trying to get digits so applying a deodorant, body spray or cologne is rarely a bad idea if you're headed out. Just don't expect vagina to fall from the sky because you did so.

In Axe's latest Ad, a moto-cross biker Adam Jones hits a ramp, flies through the air, removes his shirt in order to apply Axe Body Spray then safely lands to the roar of an appreciative crowd. Adam is then interviewed by a female reporter whose crotch turns into a running faucet due to her close proximity to the aphrodisiac that is Adam's armpits.



For those of you were lured to Axe's promotional website doublepitstochesty.com by sheer awesomeness of this commercial and the promise of becoming an insta-stud by using Axe... please, use the spray, or anything to keep yourself from smelling like a foot, just don't expect you next trip to the bar to be any different than your last.