I just watched Glenn Beck interview Rush Limbaugh. My brain must have locked up because I didn't turn the channel fast enough to avoid seeing Glenn Beck interview Karl Rove immediately after.

I really need to hear something smart. The intellectual void left after this display of ignorance needs to be filled, lest the universe collapse under the weight of their galatic stupidity.

Somebody say something smart. Please. Quote Yeats, Chaucer or Browning. Give me some Socrates, Plato or Aristotle. Fuck, I'll even settle for some Poe. I need to hear something resembling a coherent thought.

UPDATE: found the video. Please don't watch it.